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How to train for space when you already live underwater

Neutral buoyancy comes naturally to some of us.

Sardine Aerospace · · 1 min read

NASA trains astronauts in swimming pools.

We were born in the pool. Advantage: Sardine Aerospace.

The programme

Our syllabus is short, because evolution did most of it:

  • Neutral buoyancy: pre-installed.
  • Life support drills: gills, redundant, twice.
  • Confined quarters: we sleep four hundred to a tin, voluntarily.

The hard part is the opposite of the usual: our crew must train for dryness. Phase one is a damp towel. Phase two is a photograph of a beach. Phase three, which only the Commander has passed, is standing near a radiator.

Graduation is a lap of the harbour in formation, followed by absolutely no fish jokes at dinner, by order.