Space programme · Tinned · In orbit

Small fish. Enormous ambitions. Questionable smell.

A sardine on its way to Mars.

The first space programme led by a sardine.

01 · Who we are

A space programme born in a cannery

Commander Sardinha graduated top of her shoal and now leads the only space agency with a fish at the helm. Mission control fits in a fish crate, the countdown is sung, and every launch smells faintly of the Atlantic.

1 sardine
at the controls
400 tins
drop-tested
12% more thrust
on extra virgin
0 crew eaten
this month
02 · What we do

Capabilities

01

Tinned launches

Vessels sealed to survive vacuum, rain and curious seagulls.

02

Olive-oil propulsion

Renewable, fragrant, and the neighbours applaud every ignition.

03

Echo communications

If you shout into a tin, Mars hears you eventually.

04

Stylish re-entry

Any fish can fall. Ours falls with intention.

Questions

What everyone asks

Why a sardine?

Small payload, big story. She fits the capsule, and the tin doubles as a heat shield.

Is the olive oil really rocket fuel?

No. It is for the salad. The rocket burns the usual mixture, checked twice.

When is the launch?

When the validation report is green in every language. The countdown respects the publish gate.

03 · Join the shoal

Ready to leave the ocean?

Meet the crew