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Ethics committee meeting number forty-two.
Agenda: everything on the menu is a colleague.
Minutes
The motion no serving anyone with a personnel file passed unanimously, though the tuna abstained, suspiciously.
Options reviewed:
- Algae: nutritious, plentiful, terrible at conversation. Approved.
- Plankton: approved, pending a headcount that keeps failing.
- Bread: contested, as the seagull claims prior ownership of all bread.
Resolution: the canteen now serves algae, bravely. Morale dipped for a week, then the chef discovered paprika.
Meeting forty-three will address the new problem: the algae have unionised.
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| Language | State | Title | |
|---|---|---|---|
| PT-PT | complete | O problema da ementa da cantina | Edit translation |
| ES | complete | El problema del menú de la cantina | Edit translation |
| FR | complete | Le problème du menu de la cantine | Edit translation |
| DE | complete | Das Kantinen-Menü-Problem | Edit translation |
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