tin-opener-incident-report published
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At 09:14 on a Tuesday, an intern brought a tin opener into mission control.
Nothing happened. That is the point of a near-miss report: writing down the nothing, in detail, before it becomes a something.
Timeline
- 09:14 — the opener enters the building, in a lunchbox, labelled for beans.
- 09:15 — four hundred crew members feel a chill, simultaneously.
- 09:16 — the Commander, without blinking, quarantines the beans.
- 09:30 — the opener leaves the premises under escort.
Corrective actions
Openers are now stored with the fireworks, behind two locks and a very stern poster. The beans were released without charge.
The intern is fine, and has been promoted to Head of Hazard Identification, effective immediately, because honestly, nobody else spotted it.
Translations
| Language | State | Title | |
|---|---|---|---|
| PT-PT | complete | Relatório de incidente: o abre-latas | Edit translation |
| ES | complete | Informe de incidente: el abrelatas | Edit translation |
| FR | complete | Rapport d'incident : l'ouvre-boîte | Edit translation |
| DE | complete | Vorfallbericht: der Dosenöffner | Edit translation |
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