parallel-parking-the-rocket review
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Nobody warns you about parking.
Launching is loud and glorious and the brochure covers it in detail. What the brochure does not cover is arriving at a busy orbit at rush hour and finding one free spot between two comets, both of which parked diagonally.
The committee has therefore opened a training programme: forty hours of simulator time, a traffic cone borrowed from the canteen, and an instructor who keeps saying mirror, signal, retro-burn. Certification is mandatory before anyone is allowed to dock the tin anywhere with witnesses.
The German translation of this report is still with the review board, which is exactly the kind of thing our own publish gate is for.
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| Language | State | Title | |
|---|---|---|---|
| PT-PT | complete | Estacionar o foguetao em paralelo | Edit translation |
| ES | complete | Aparcar el cohete en paralelo | Edit translation |
| FR | complete | Garer la fusée en créneau | Edit translation |
| DE | missing | Edit translation |
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